jpad having a sass attack on gilmore girls
“SHE USED ME. RUBY USED ME AND DEAN’S ON MY ASS LIKE IT WAS ALL MY FAULT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP THIS IS BULLSHIT RITE LIKE UGH”
nothing is more accurate.
This is so adorable
I need to see the cartoon version of this. I can see the Dreamworks/Pixar movie already.
#SHE LEAVES DEAD FISH ON HIS PILLOW #when he brings them to her she’s just like what? do you not get hungry before bed? #and he’s like ugh yes but not for fish guts #the next time she does it she carefully uses her talons to clean out the fish for him #that sort of thing must be hard to do with his soft human nails after all #he just sighs at this point and starts leaving a bucket next to his bed that says MIDNIGHT SNACKS #shark girl and her grumpy dream boy #things that should exist (tags by cortue)
Mary had two little lambs
whose souls were damned to hell
They rose and fought and saved the world
until the angels fell.
bates motel + some colors
i’m not that attracted to sebastian sta-
well okay, that’s cute but-
oh my god
hold on don’t
JE SUS F CUK I SAID WAIT